Do you hear something?
It’s just a little gurgle, that’s all.
When it comes to plumbing, women just can’t deal.
I think that he took cosplay a little bit too far.
he saw his chance and he took it
DISABLED PEOPLE COSPLAYING DISABLED CHARACTERS
which boob is the clitoris
Willam’s relationship advice
“They didn’t deserve her. No high school boy did. She was better than that, Sylvia knew, bigger and better and ready to shed her skin like a snake.”
—Emma Straub, The Vacationers
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
the world when its 6 am and you havent slept all night
the world when it is 6am and you have just woken up